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Tuesday, October 15, 2024


Welcome to Craft Limbo

Hello.  I’m here to talk about creating art. We will dive into the thrilling world of collaged/painted wooden letters and handmade greeting cards—because nothing says "I’m a functioning adult" quite like making a greeting card that could’ve been purchased at CVS for $4.99.

But who wants easy? We’re here for the journey, for the glue stains on our fingers, the slow realization that maybe glitter was a terrible life choice. Spoiler alert: it’s always too much.

Grab your wood glue, existential crisis, and let’s go.

Wood Letters

Is it just me, or does handing someone a giant, decorated letter feel like an over-the-top way of reminding them what their name starts with? “Here’s an ‘M,’ Marcy, just in case you’ve forgotten.” However they do make wonderful New Baby gifts and Nursery decor.



Wood letters are a blank canvas, just waiting to be decorated in a way that would make any artist feel like they've tumbled down the creative rabbit hole. They make fun gifts, charming wall décor or in a pinch, strange paperweights.

Process:

  • Step 1: Acquire wooden letters. Buy them, don’t chop down a tree to make them yourself. We’re not pioneers.
  • Step 2: Make a collage. I use whatever’s overflowing from my craft stash: the mountain of patterned paper, printed images and enough craft supplies to open my own store. Basically, anything from my hoard that makes me question why I thought I'd ever need this much glue.
  • Step 3: Stick it all on the letter using the mystical substance known as “Mod Podge.” Mod Podge is like hope in a jar; it dries clear, but you won’t believe that until the third layer. Trust the process, like you do with your therapist.
  • Tips for Readers: If you’re not sure where to start, just glue random stuff together until it looks right. You can always say, “It’s abstract.”

  • Extra points if you can make someone misty-eyed by claiming it symbolizes “the mess we all pretend to have figured out.”

Handmade Greeting Cards

Because Hallmark Isn’t Weird Enough
In a world where people can text you a GIF that says “Happy Birthday,” nothing says “I care too much” like a handmade greeting card. It’s also a great excuse to use up all those art supplies you hoard.

I like to think of greeting cards as tiny propaganda posters for human emotion. They’re your chance to convince someone that you care deeply about them… or at least care enough to cut out little paper hearts and glue them onto cardstock.


Process:

  • Step 1: Get some cardstock. Or cereal boxes. This isn’t the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
  • Step 2: Arrange a collage using images and paper scraps that could pass as whimsical, or at least “delightfully haphazard.” If anyone questions it, just tell them you were going for a charming mixed-media vibe.
  • Step 3: Add a heartfelt message inside, something along the lines of, “I made this because I like you enough to spend 45 minutes with scissors and glue.” If you’re feeling adventurous, weave in some obscure references. People enjoy cryptic clues, even if they’re the kind that confuse more than they clarify.

Tips for Readers:

  • If your card doesn’t look quite right, call it “Dadaism” This works 100% of the time.
  • Don’t stress if your handwriting is messy; it only enhances the charm. I mean, even Picasso probably had a scribble or two in his time!



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